Ross "Euphrosyne" Grant

[Ross 'Euphrosyne' Grant]

Rosalind 'Ross' "Euphrosyne" Grant

Nickname: Ross (pronounced Rozz), Rosey
Age: Undetermined
Race: Demi-God - One of the Three Greek Graces
Occupation: To spread joy and festivity and humor to mankind, inspiring them. On the records: Party Planner in her human guise
Status: eternally single...le sigh
Personality: Bubbly, quirky and a bit deranged. That's Ross to a tee. She is the slightly ditzy blonde that is easily distracted from her Goddess given tasks. She's quick to forget serious situations when faced with the festivity and fun that is the Mortal Realm. It isn't that she's intentionally shallow and is a really nice person for the most part. But like many immortals sometimes, she just 'doesn't get it'.

She's flighty, flirty, and fun. She has no idea what it means to be in a depression. She has a soft spot for her bestie's (Aphrodite's) little sprog like a doting aunt and would never consciously let anything happen to him if she was around. But then there's that pesky shirt attention span of her's to get around.
Detailed History: As the song says, Papa was a rolling stone. And boy howdy was he ever! Zeus liked to fertilize things more than Johnny Appleseed. In fact, I have my suspicions that ole Johnny could have been Pops in disguise. Anyway...he knocked mom up and lo and behold me and my sisters popped out.

Everyone needs a purpose, even in Olympus. Me and my girls were sent to be attendants, handmaidens if you wanna use an old-fashioned term, to Aphrodite. It was kinda fun to be honest, like an eternal slumber party. Looking at handsome mortals, watching her bless or curse them, doing our hair, the ambrosia anointments, the celebrations. My sisters and I we made Ditie some lovely robes and dresses, dyeing them with the colors of fresh flowers. The red was always my favorite, brought out her pale skin and gold hair. She never said it but I knew I was her favorite. She loved to laugh!

Sure, we all had our little trysts and our favored ones among the mortals but Ditie...well...she was married to that rotten old blacksmith Heph. Sure..he could fool around all he wanted but Zeus forbid Ditie look elsewhere. But she did, a few times. When it was a mortal it wasn't so bad. Those were easy to cover up but when she looked to Ares (not that I blame her! He was kinda hot!) As if doing the naked hokey pokey with the God of War wasn't bad enough she did it right in Heph's bed.Well that tattle tale Helios saw and told Heph and next thing you know he's caught them in a special net and embarrassed them to death. Of course all the ladies didn't mind so much seeing ole Ares in his state of undress. It's not everyday you get to see the God of War in his birthday suit. I swear even his muscles had muscles!!

Anyway Poseidon, always the big sweetie, saved the day, offering to pay if Ares didn't come through with compensation for shtooping Heph's wife. Such a greedy Gus! She ran to us and we went to vacation on Kypros and gave her a little pampering to get her over the humiliation. Poor thing. She was only doing what came natural to her. Come on! She's the Goddess of Love! Sheesh!

But soon we had another problem....she was knocked up with Ares baby. So we cloaked that little bugger and took her from Dities' womb with a little touch of that Olympian magic and plug the little darlin into a mortal woman. Ditie wanted it to be the most beautiful woman of all Greece but....Helen had issues of her own to deal with so we found a lovely lady that had wanted children with her husband and viola! Problem solved and Heph didn't have to be the wiser....or Ares either.

I peeked in on the tyke from time to time. He had his mother's charm and his father's studly looks but not as bulky as Dad. He was gonna be a heartbreaker. I'd like to say that I acted as a good little fairy godmother but if I were honest, which I usually am, I kinda got side tracked and distracted along the way.

I've watched over the mortals for a long, long time. Helped out a few from time to time. You might recognize some of them. One little guy named Charlie Chaplin was my favorite. I favored Jim Carrey for a while but he started to bore me. He never used all the inspiration I gave him so I took it away. What a waste.

So color me surprised as I was going about my own business when Ditie asks me to head to the Mortal Realm. Says I need to go check on her son. According to her he them was fool enough to marry someone from Athena's line. Sheesh...'thena was always so butch.. hated us girly girls. She was always RAR, Spears, strategy, fight! How boring. Well I guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree considering the polar opposites of Ditie and Ares. Not only that but apparently one of Ares other little sperm wigglers is down there too. *sigh* I HATE being around those twits! Their all doom and gloom all the time, creeping people out and making them scared. Well that just...just.. counter productive to what I do. I sooo don't need that but, anything for a girlfriend I guess.

One thing's for sure, Ditie is going to owe me BIG TIME for donning this mortal suit and running around their place all the time. I can't even pop back into Olympus to refresh or else Ares or Heph or 'thena might get wind of what's going on and do something to stop it. Or worse...hurt her little crib midget. Yeah yeah yeah, Ditie I hear you! I KNOW he's not a baby anymore but still..

But hey...she never said I couldn't have some fun while I'm here. Who knows, this could be fun.

PB: Allison Mack

Unforgettable event in life: So many to chose from. What about the time that I got totally blitzed with Dion...well he was the god of Wine and Revelry. *giggles* Or.. ooh I know.. that time we peeked in on Achilles when he was bathing. OH Em Gee! That man was sooooo hot.. Or the time that......er.. what? No.. I'm not babbling... what do you mean? Oh hush.. I wasn't talking to you anyway! *storms off to argue with her sisters*
Likes: * the three M's - Music, Merriment, and Men
• Bright colors
• Bollywood Movies
• Comedy Clubs
Dislikes: • Grouches
• Anchovies
• Babysitting
• Traffic Jams
Family: Father Zeus, Mother Eurynome and the rest of the My Olympus gang. It gets confusing and rather squicky from there. Those Olympians are kinda twisted. Best to leave this unspoken lest we be mistaken for redneck hillbillies out of Deliverance. Oh and my sisters: Aglaea and Thalia.
Past Time: Shopping. Checking out hot guys. Shopping. Good food and drink. Shopping. Getting her hair done. Shopping. Shoes. Shopping. Dancing. Did I mention shopping? Comedy Clubs. Bars. Oh.. and shopping! XD
Strength: Immortality, access to low electrical charges (mini scale lightening), Speed, agility, strength, and other Godly attributes such as teleportation, scrying, and being 'in the know' on a lot of things that mortals might not hear. Inspiring to mortals and any others that are not of Olympus, Her looks.
Weakness: Weapons forged by Hephaestus can kill, certain Holy items (like Holy Oil) can detain her, In the realm of Angels and Demons she's really not all that strong. Also - • Fun distractions
• Cute boys
• Other Gods/Goddesses
• Vanity
• 'Gross' things

thank you for reading my profile, it's me Ross signing off!